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Shoot your Shot Valtoybob


As a muscular, six feet tall piece of chocolate that I am, a lot of people assume that I am a player. They assume that I go about playing candy crush with people’s heart. But they are wrong!

Dear Mother

Not all fingers are equal, but all the fingers are connected to the same source of nutrients. This is unfortunately not the case with your children. Some of your children live in castles, owning dozens of ships, horses and cattle, while some of your beloved children cannot boast of a meal or shelter.

Letter to Linda

I was planning to make a “Miuccia Prada” out of you, but you said I was too good for you and you were scared of losing me. Well, I have packed my bags and have made up my mind. I am moving on and hoping to find another.